Razzie Awards: Winnie-the-Pooh, Megan Fox and Sylvester Stallone dishonoured

The Razzies have announced their round of winners for 2024.

“Winners” is probably a poor choice of words, but you get it.

The Golden Raspberry Awards — which dish out prizes every year prior to the Oscars to the worst of the worst – have elected Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood & Honey as their #1 Worst Movie.

The horror movie version of the beloved children’s classic had a clean sweep, taking home the Razzies for Worst Picture, Worst Director, Worst Screenplay, Worst Screen Couple, and Worst Remake, Sequel, or Ripoff.

In our review, we said that the film missed out on being cheap subversive fun, and instead was a staggeringly inept dumpster fire.

Couldn’t have been clearer if we tried.

In the acting categories, Jon Voight was chosen as Worst Actor for Mercy, while Megan Fox won both Worst Actress and Supporting Actress for Johnny & Clyde and the ludicrously titled Expend4bles, respectively. Her Expend4bles co-star Sylvester Stallone won Worst Supporting Actor for his work in the film as well.

We’re still bemused that the dire The Exorcist: Believer went home empty-handed, but it’s hard to argue with the Razzies’ choices this year.